Why Choose Poop Happens
Here's why Kern County families trust us to keep their yards clean.
Every team member is fully background checked. You can trust who's in your yard.
We only use products 100% safe for your pets, family, and lawn — and we disinfect our tools between every yard.
We walk your yard from north to south, east to west to do a complete reset of the pet waste in your yard, giving your dogs the yard they deserve!
No lock-ins, no hidden fees. Start, pause, or cancel anytime you like.
Pet waste carries bacteria and parasites. We remove it safely, keeping your yard healthy for kids and pets alike.
Get back hours of your week. Spend that time with your family, not cleaning up after your pups.
Our Customer Promise
We stand behind every visit. Your satisfaction isn't just a goal — it's our guarantee.
We show up every single time — rain, shine, or wind. You can count on us on your scheduled day, no excuses.
We text you when we're on the way and again when we're done — with a photo of your closed gate so you have the peace of mind that your pets are safe and secure.
Not 100% happy? We'll come back and re-clean your yard for free. Your satisfaction is our #1 priority.
Our Services & Pricing
Choose the plan that works for you. Cancel anytime — no strings attached.
* Yards larger than ¼ acre are subject to higher rates.
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